- Soccer/Football
- Sex
- Food
Yes, you got to agree with me, no more saying "No larh! Where got!". Now, soccer and guys is like shopping and ladies. Get what I mean? See the relationship? Yes, no soccer in a week = no life, no shopping in a week = lifeless. HAH.
They even forfeit their date with the girlfriend just for a soccer match. Alermak. hahh. See, count yourself lucky if your girlfriend is totally rugged. Enjoy soccer match and all these, but what if she is too gentle and too sweet that she does not and WILL not understand why soccer will be your first priority in life? Ahhhhh.... Answer me that, guys. HAH.
So second point that goes through their radar, SEX. Nah nah, I don't need evidence to make my stand, it's way to clear that this is the another thing that goes through your mind. Even a transverse thinks about it, folks! But anyway, just to make it more surreal and statistically true, I made a short survey at my workplace. HAH.
Just in case you were wondering why am I talking about these today, it's because my work today was totally slack-y. Wait, I will tell you about my work later.
So back to my survey at work, out of 8 guys I asked, "Eh, do you regularly think about SEX in your mind? *insert my slumber face* ", 6 of them admit that they DO think about it, especially when they were with their respective lovers or even sitting in the bus alone. -_-'
While the other two guys, it's either they were too SHY to admit it or too holy to think that SEX is a sin. =D Well, do they even have a choice to that? NO ok, everyone thinks about sex, but it's not always forever, and if you really think about it everyday, then Ladies, you need to be aware of them. Heh.
OK so last point that goes through the guy's radar is FOOOOOOOODDDD!!!! OMG! Tell me which human being does not like food??? FOOD is like heaven, totally. And in case you never heard this saying before, I will share it with you,
"A secret way to the man's heart is through his stomach."
Yea, feed him with delicious, sumptuous, finger-licking delicacies Ok! Show your wife-y/mother-ly side to him, babes! Yeah well ladies, visit the Kitchen often-LY ok. hahh. Don't always Work, work, work and forget to show him your culinary skills! =D
And if you really die-die doesn't know how to cook and your mom is not willing to teach you, or you are too dumb to differentiate sugar and salt, then go and buy instant packet food and dump everything into the pots/pans, and 'cook' for him when he comes to your house. =D LOL
Yes, and so that is the 3 MAIN things that goes to the guy's radar. =D
So anyway, I miss blogging atcually. When I'm at my workplace, I stared at the computer screen and waiting for calls from the callers, however, at a certain time, there's no call at all and I had the sudden urge to BLOG. BUT, my workplace blocked all those friendster/msn/blogger websites and even YAHOO.com -_-'
Furthermore, today I only picked up TEN calls which was so rare LARH! For the past three days I worked, I've been picking calls nearly to 80 per day. Today was like 10. I can count you know. And today within an hour, I have like 1-2 calls average. Man, I was so bored. I crapped with my colleagues, visit the ladies for umpteen times, and even if I do not have the urge to pee, I still forced myself to PEE. hah. LOL.
Currently, I'm having mild aching and numbness for my braces. It's suck Ok. I can't eat! I mean, chew. Pfft. I got to put on hold for my cravings. =( Ok, I guess I'll stop blogging for today, ONLY. heh. Ok bye, "Bring in the rain, Bring in the shine... lalalala"
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